The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself the Yoda last night

by Smooth.Yoda.is.cute. October 2, 2022

Yoda

Yoda was an infamous ketamin addict and serial killer. He was known for committing multiple vehicular homicides in his 2001 Honda civic and for stealing ketamin.

"Yoda stole my ketamin "

by Daonebest May 11, 2022

fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs

“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”

by Magical boy November 21, 2022

Yoda says the N Word

Yoda: Say the N Word, I must
Luke: You can't say that word, Yoda
Yoda: Yes I can, you nigg
Luke: *shoots Yoda before he can finish saying the word

Yoda says the N Word

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024

Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda is the first cute baby I saw in my life. It's cuter as the fucking awful cat pics from ur mom on Facebook

Aww Yoda is soo cute

Ew, he's a fucking old creature

Me: There is another one

Damn I love Baby Yoda

by Baby Yoda November 21, 2019

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013

Yoda situation

A situation or other event in which only the outcome matters

The Superbowl is a Yoda situation

by thereisnotry May 25, 2020