Yankees fan

1. A greaseball from the slums of the bronx that wears a wife-beater and claims he is italian despite making his “pasta” with prego or ragu sauce. He claims to be a yankee supporter so he has a chance to identify with the glory and success they have achieved, because he knows he will never achieve self fulfillment by himself. 2. A snobby stock broker who doesnt know what a sac fly is, yet sits behind home plate every game claiming to be a diehard fan yelling slurs at bostonians for simply existing. Takes the entire rivalry way too far, openly supporting dzhokhar tsarnaev for sticking it up to beantown. And finally 3. A random child from anywhere in the world who is a fair weather fan and a bandwagon who wont cheer his local purely because they are losing. He is not popular at school, has pimples, is tubby, weak, unattractive, mentally slow, and wants to feel like a winner so he relies on the success of the yankees to feel good about himself despite the fact hes a closeted homosexual.

Hey thats jimmy hes that fat kid who always gets picked last cause hes a yankees fan

“He looks gross”

by Notthatbitchkaleigh August 7, 2022

the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

by No name nun November 2, 2014

retard yankee

An american that can’t differentiate you and you’re, probably has never taken his shoes off since mama bought him his first pairs of vans.

Me: Retard yankee!
American: Your retard!

by gulugu February 2, 2020

YouTube Yankees

Non-American kids (particularly British kids) that are developing American accents and dialects from watching too much YouTube (or YouToob as they now pronounce it).

They may sometimes be known as AOLs

“My kids now call the school toilets “the bathroom” they’re such YouTube Yankees”.

“My kid just asked me if I could buy them some “candy” from the “store”, I told them they could have some “sweets from the shop“ and to stop being such a YouTube Yankee!”.

by Wurdsmiv March 13, 2021

Playing for the Yankees

When you stick your dick inside of her and you immediately go soft.

Guy #1:I heard Jeff couldn't keep it up. Sandy told me he went soft right as he got in
Guy #2: I knew he was playing for the Yankees. I knew it

by Cupidsarcher July 2, 2014

Playing the yankee

Playing the yankee is where you put on a stupid American accent and prance around being a prat. It is similar to playing the wankee

Tom: Woah Jacob what you doing prancing around like that
Ace: He looks like he's playing the wankee
Jacob: *puts on stupid American accent* Ah'm playing the yankee! Y'all wanna join meh or amh Ah gonna keep playing all on mah lonesome?
Ace: He's mad
Tom: No! *puts on stupid American accent* Ah thenk it's ah great ideah! Ahmma join in!
Ace: Oh fine why the hell not. *puts on stupid American accent* Wooh yah! Ah'm ah cowboy!
Nell: What on earth are you all doing being idiots in a circle?
Jacob: *stupid American accent* We're playin the yankee! Join us, Nehll!
Nell: Playing the wankee?! What's that?
Jacob: *stupid American accent* Naht wankee, yankee!
Pheobe: *bursts in on conversation* I just heard wanker what are you talking about?
Jacob, Ace and Tom: *groan in american*

by DeviLs brOther May 4, 2021

yankee4life

An arrogant,nasty Yankee fan.

Yankee Fan: Ha, you guys are losers, may I remind you we won -- championships and -- World Series' and how many do you have.

(thinking):Must be a Yankee4Life

by ---- January 25, 2005