Woody

1. An erect penis
2. Slang for the city of Woodstock
3. A creepy, pedophilic, homosexual cowboy, typically found in children's bedrooms

That little boy from Woody just gave Woody a huge woody

by TheAnonomousUser May 23, 2024

woody

when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside

he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(

by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021

woody woodpecker effect

When any media is very known, loved and hugged by another nation, but anywhere else, even from the place it has been made, that media would be considered obsolete, mediocre or bad altogether. Just like Woody Woodpecker is to Brazil.

Joe: Have you seen the news? There's a new album from that brazillian musician I told you about.
João: Oh, we know that guy, we don't really give it to his music.
Joe: It must be Woody Woodpecker Effect, 'cuz his songs SLAP! I've shown it to all my friends here in England and they loved it!

by kooleztkiin March 14, 2025

sam woody

Possibly the most attractive man ever. If you've been blessed enough to meet him you'd know how hot he is. His @ is woodyacc2020.

That guy's a real Sam Woody

by YoMamaBoi123 April 1, 2019

Woody

A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass

guy 1:Woah dude this toilet seat is broken

guy 2:it must have been woody

by A British boi February 25, 2020

woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

Woody

Woody, is a character from Toy Story played by tom hanks. He's so lit

oMg Is ThAt ShErIfF wOoDy

by Oldtownroadbillie May 25, 2019