A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.

I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.

by random name 98364 July 3, 2009

Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.

Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

reverse black widow

When you finish having sex and cum inside, instead of buying plan B or dealing with the consequences, you kill her. Just like the spider, but the male kills the female.

Bro 1: I came inside her last night
Bro 2: damn bro, better get plan b
Bro 1: nah bro, reverse black widowed that ho
Bro 2: nice

by ThePJeezy November 7, 2018

Widow Maker

Applies to billiards pool. When the eight ball rests very close to the edge of a pocket, making the next shot more difficult because an eight ball scratch is more likely.

Watch out for the widow maker!

by #700 December 18, 2018

Derek's widows

People who can't let go of Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy. People who mourn him more than the actual widow of Derek Shepherd. These people can't let Meredith Grey move onto another man.

Derek's widows are crying again

by Mergrey October 2, 2022

Widow Hopper

Male who seeks to live with or move in with a woman (usually widowed) who is willing to cook, clean, do laundry, iron and otherwise caretake for him. I.e., looking for a mother figure.

That guy is a widow hopper, he's willing to move in with any fresh widow that "needs" a man to care for.

by iKitty January 23, 2014

White Widow

Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.

I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.

"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"

"Which one?" - some stoner

by novaranium August 13, 2023