The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

The Wet Shit

by The Dumbass That Knows June 21, 2016

Wet Exit

The act of getting out of the shower and taking a poop, without wiping yourself dry.

It was so nice in the shower, but I felt a huge one coming so I had to do a wet exit.

by gr3g_ry April 11, 2012

Wet Cat

A person, usually fictional, who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think of a cat that's been left out in the rain.

A wet cat of a man

by octopusjardin July 8, 2023

wet 22

when you sit in jizz by accident or on purpose.

"i just pulled a wet 22"

by methaddict99 December 2, 2009

wet basement

having anal sex with a women in the bathtub while she is face down and submerged underwater (her ass must remain submerged aswell)

ana: hey, why do you look so nervous?

lee: i gave some broad the wet basement yesterday, i accidentally killed her though

by mazerrackham November 6, 2012

wet read

When something you are reading gets you sexually aroused.

There’s nothing like a good wet read right before falling into bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020

Wet oven

Wet oven is a way of warming up to get out of bed on a cold morning by going under your blankets and having a wank. Similar to a Dutch oven but not quite. (Make sure there is no gaps for the warm air to escape)

Feeling a bit chilly this morning, I think it's time for a wet oven

by lilswanybird July 6, 2019