Wannabe fuckgirl

When a nasty girl thinks she's hot shit and wants several different guys but they are only using her for nudes and she gets all butt hurt when they leave her after she gives in

She is a wannabe fuckgirl!

by Oopie June 28, 2017

wannabe fringe

The hair that isn't part of your fringe that keeps falling onto your face as part of your fringe, but just gets in the way because it's too long to be a fringe.

Every time I brush my hair, the wannabe fringe keeps invading

by Tqwee September 19, 2010

Wannabe fuckboy

Someone who tries to act like a fuck boy but can’t get girls.

Louis is a wannabe fuckboy

by What? Ok November 9, 2018

Mari-Wannabe

An individual who is remarkably bad at smoking weed. The mari-wannabe will often request to smoke repeatedly, and then say "I'm good" after a single hit. Mari-wannabes will sometimes pretend to have the munchies after smoking and eat large quantities of food in front of the television just for show. Mari-wannabes are widely believed to be incredibly unpleasant in the event they actually do get high, and often blurt gibberish or freak out uncontrollably, requiring that they then be babysat by their non-mari-wannabe acquaintances for a number of hours. Mari-wannabes typically do not take up smoking until about senior year of high school, after everyone else they know has, and often talk about smoking weed far more often than they actually partake in it. They generally end up getting arrested because they were driving 10 miles per hour in a 30 zone because they were afraid of accidentally speeding with their bowl in the car with them.

Jack: Hey man, let's smoke, should I invite Frank?

Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

wannabe whore

"friend" who tries to steal guys who aren't interested in her and make fun of her behind her back; desperate slut; ELISE

Eww look at that wannabe whore all over Brandon, Erik, Dan, and Ryan.

by Natalie and Terri October 17, 2004

Emo wannabe

A stupid person who thinks they are emo, a person who made their parents take them to footlocker so they could buy a pair of converse and only own one black t shirt that they wear everyday and deny that they've been wearing the same nightmare before Christmas shirt for two months. They have virtually no idea how to wear makeup and sneaks their mom's black eyeshadow or results to coloring on their eyes with a black pastel crayon, claiming that it is makeup. An emo wannabe is a total poser who is too afraid to actually cut themselves and usually just scratch themselves with a bent paperclip and try's to pass it off as "scars" when you don't even break the skin.

Emo: *talking to other emos* Guys, that slipknot concert Saturday was like, so awesome I almost screamed like a stupid conformist fan.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.

by NunyaBuisnessSoStopAskin January 7, 2011

wannabe Machead

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/

April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead

by Mac_Luv April 9, 2010