wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

boner wierdo

A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.

Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.

by MarkOPoko November 30, 2009

wire

a concealed recording device worn by someone for listening in on a conversation

I don't think he had any wire for any third party to listen to.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2008

Copper Wire

Electrical wiring made from copper. Invented when two Jews found the same penny on the ground.

I'm glad those Jews invented copper wire.

by TheGreatPoo October 19, 2009

v-wire

Short for "virtual wire," refers to a "wireless" connection between two devices performing encrypted communications via radio-frequency transmission (especially in the case of a computer and a wireless access point).

According to my networking professor, the two-way transmission between a wireless NIC and an access point is basically the same as a wire. He even made up a word for it: "v-wire."

In a wireless internet connection, packets are transmitted through a v-wire between the computer and the wireless router or gateway it's connected to.

by mjc-netstudent April 28, 2010

Pull the wire

Masturbating. Beating off. Jerking off.

Oh MAN, just LOOK at those knockers!! I'm off to home..got to pull the wire..

by nothingface0 May 26, 2010

Wierden

Heaven on earth, Sunny. Calm easy to live in. Greatest people in the world. Those poeple are called Wierdenaren. If God made 1 place first, it was Wierden. Many heroes came from Wierden. Wierden is a males walhalla, females run naked on the streets, the village centre is a giant fridge of beer.

Look at that guy, he is awesome, I wanna be like him! ofcourse, he is a Wierdenaar.

by The Wierdenaar November 10, 2010