Whistling jackass

- A self-important, self-righteous moron who carelessly walks through various public areas getting under the skin of those who are trying to read, work, think, have a conversation or otherwise focus on something. Describes way too many ppl these days.
Just look at that whistling jackass, walking though our office with no concern for how his conduct is effecting those who have to work here. Same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the library, same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the store.
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creep whistle

A whistle used to ward off a creeper (a person who is creeping on you against your will). It is similar to a rape whistle except it has an unusually low pitch and it is used specifically for creepers.
"Nat is so weird!"
"Yeah I always carry my creep whistle when I'm around him."
by LiLi16 November 08, 2011
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scented whistle

Flatulence that sounds like a whistle whilst coming out of your rear that gives off a scent!
I just scented whistled in my kitchen and cleared the room!
by Miss.Cookie December 26, 2022
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Man whistle

A baby whistle is when you poke tiny holes In your foreskin so when a girls blows you it sounds like squidwards clarinet.
Dude James has such a good man whistle
by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 23, 2019
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nigger whistle

Going over to the colored side of town and getting a 10 dollar blowjob!
Last night i went over to 17th street to get a nigger whistle!
by D3000 April 19, 2016
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whistle smack

A fierce, powerful, and often lightning fast smack. It almost whistles in the air.
Also a variation of a wrestling move from ECW: Hardcore Revolution known as Whistle Smacks.
He took a whistle smack to the face that would make a grown man cry!!
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slick as a whistle

sweet word used by stud muffins to describe how good they are at catching seagulls.
"When I caught that seagull I was slick as a whistle... until it bit me."
by GMBluth January 06, 2009
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