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Vitamin P

Vitamin P stands for Propranolol. It's useful for trauma, anxiety, and PTSD.
I just took some Vitamin P (Propranolol).
by HawaiianPunch1 July 6, 2024
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Vitamin C

Vitamin C is ascorbic acid and ascorbate found in oranges and other citrus fruits. It's very important. Without Vitamin C, you get scurvy.

Vitamin C is also code for Caffeine (Coffee, Monster energy drinks, Celsius energy drinks, Arizona energy drinks, Venom energy drinks, Coca Cola, Pepsi). Vitamin C is used by high schoolers and college students everywhere.

Vitamin C is also code for Concerta (Methylphenidate. D-Methylphenidate + L Methylphenidate.). Concerta is used by many college students to help them study, and it's stronger than Caffeine. Concerta can also be taken with a few beers (Ethanol) or shots of vodka (Ethanol) and the L-Methylphenidate turns into L-Ethylphenidate, which is a little more Dopaminergic and less heavy on Norepinephrine, and the Ethanol boosts levels of D-Methylphenidate in the brain. 20mg of Ritalin is equivalent to 72mg of Concerta.
I ate oranges and drank orange juice and have Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid). No scurvy for me!

Mmmm. Vitamin C drink (Monster energy drink) with B Vitamins. Time to study!

Hello! I got my Vitamin C (Concerta 72mg) to get through all my classes.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 7, 2024
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Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is a Vitamin that can only be activated by going to your local pharmacy, buying 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges, and then taking a Nicotine lozenge while saying the words, "I Quit!". Then, you quit the relationship with a golddigger, quit a job with a greedy boss, quit trying to get higher and higher grades to impress a dad that will only be impressed with Detron multiverse brain or higher, or other unpleasant situation.
Dave: *goes to the pharmacy.

*Buys 4mg Nicotine lozenges.

Dave's golddigger girlfriend not appreciating Dave got shredded for himself and for her: Where's my phone?!

Dave: *Tries 4mg Nicotine lozenges.

Dave: I Quit! I'm enjoying Vitamin Q with the help of Vitamin N.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 3, 2025
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Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is Quit. It's when you quit something. Like when you quit smoking with Nicotine lozenges or quit sending your golddigger girlfriend money.
Tony: My Girlfriend doesn't appreciate that I got buff for her and only wants money. I'm gonna take Vitamin Q. I Quit.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
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