Vibe vulture

The type of jerk to rid the room of good vibes like meat off of a bone in a fashion comparable to a vulture.

This fool couldn’t help crashing the party with his hateful attitude, seeing to it that not beer smile was remaining. He’s such a vibe vulture.

by The Homewrecker April 4, 2022

toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.

Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.

by bobistheowl October 15, 2017

Vulture

Someone who waits in a parking lot for a car to pull out of a parking place.

Harry spotted a woman walking towards a car in the parking lot and instantly morphed into a Vulture. He partially blocked the aisle and put his ticker on to indicate that he had claimed that parking space, waited patiently the car to back out and then zoomed into the parking space as soon as it became available.

by Whiteheron December 17, 2011

Vultures

You know you are only cheering it on because you know your live has no value to extract. There was never a possibility of this happening to you and it isn't a matter of your virtue. It's incompetence. You just weren't ever going to do as much. You kids won't ever be able to do as much. And rather than accept your own limitations you're imposing them on me.

Hym "Vultures are animals and unless you're a vegan, killing their kids isn't wrong. Fucking them is a little gross but, hey, remember this the next time you look at missing persons flyer. And I know you will."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 15, 2012

Content Vultures

Content vultures are people who follow and comment random things like « Do you want Arabic Lessons » or My mom just died and your videos are comforting. »

Yo, are those Content Vultures?

by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023

Culture Vulture

Someone who uses words like, “unhonorable”, which is NOT actually a word at all. (The correct word is dishonorable).
People who use these words, especially those who go as far as using them in the submission of a definition on a word-centric site (like Urban Dictionary) evidently have zero culture (or intelligence) but they think they do and want others to think so too.

Person 1: hey look at this definition submission on Urban Dictionary for ‘culture vulture’, the guy who wrote it used the word ‘unhonorable’ in his explanation!
Person 2: what an idiot, now THAT is a culture vulture!
Person 1: ha ha! So true! It’s dishonorable to Urban Dictionary to offer that definition. Doesn’t anyone read books anymore?!

by Linguistic artistic April 8, 2022