Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
by aebsdy May 6, 2010
Get the Twilight mug.The act of one man having rough anal sex with another. Based off of the perceived homosexually surrounding the characters in the movie twilight. In a non literal sense it can be used to mean screwed or fucked.
John: Dammit dude, stop spawn killing me.
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
by theREALharryjones August 3, 2010
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by BAMBIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2009
Get the twilight mug.A book written by Stephenie Meyer, about a vampire who falls in love with a human.
And well yeah thats it, oh plus the fact it is slightly sexist as Bella goes into depression when Edward leaves her, and when Edward comes back she falls to his feet. It shows quite a weak image of women, especially when they are in love.
Of course this is Stephenie Meyer's book so she can write whatever the hell she wants, and it seems to be doing pretty well.
And well yeah thats it, oh plus the fact it is slightly sexist as Bella goes into depression when Edward leaves her, and when Edward comes back she falls to his feet. It shows quite a weak image of women, especially when they are in love.
Of course this is Stephenie Meyer's book so she can write whatever the hell she wants, and it seems to be doing pretty well.
by SHADOWgold January 1, 2010
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made into a movie
a retarded series that makes teenage girls think they will have an "edward" or "jacob" in their life
thinking they will be together with a fictional character
made into a movie
a retarded series that makes teenage girls think they will have an "edward" or "jacob" in their life
thinking they will be together with a fictional character
Boy: So babe what movie do you wanna c?
Girl: how bout twilight?
Boy: ugh wev seen tht 5 times in the past month!
Girl:Fine ill go find a new edward who will always wanna c wat i want!
Boy:..........
Girl: how bout twilight?
Boy: ugh wev seen tht 5 times in the past month!
Girl:Fine ill go find a new edward who will always wanna c wat i want!
Boy:..........
by xbubbbx January 21, 2010
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by Narita July 16, 2006
Get the twilight mug.An unoriginal piece of literature that encourages girls (ages 5-25) to do ANYTHING to get and keep a man. Includes the following:
1. If the man you're in love with is indeed a vegetarian vampire, it's okay to let him kiss your neck because OF COURSE he won't try to drink your blood.
2. If the man you love is gone and you hear his voice in your head, it means you should do anything, even jump off a cliff, to hear it.
3. I was being sarcastic, so DO NOT do these things. Thank you.
Also encourages girls experimenting with different guys. Bella, the protagonist, believes she has fallen in love with Jacob, while really he is in love with an unborn baby inside her womb. Imagine what would have happened if she'd chosen HIM. :)
1. If the man you're in love with is indeed a vegetarian vampire, it's okay to let him kiss your neck because OF COURSE he won't try to drink your blood.
2. If the man you love is gone and you hear his voice in your head, it means you should do anything, even jump off a cliff, to hear it.
3. I was being sarcastic, so DO NOT do these things. Thank you.
Also encourages girls experimenting with different guys. Bella, the protagonist, believes she has fallen in love with Jacob, while really he is in love with an unborn baby inside her womb. Imagine what would have happened if she'd chosen HIM. :)
Twilight "New Moon" examples:
He was gone.
With shaky legs, ignoring the fact that my action was useless, I followed him into the forest.
The evidence of his path had disappeared instantly. There were no footprints, the leaves were
still again, but I walked forward without thinking. I could not do anything else. I had to keep
moving. If I stopped looking for him, it was over.
Love, life, meaning... over.
--
I was getting better with my bike, which meant fewer bandages to worry Charlie. But it also
meant that the voice in my head began to fade, until I heard it no more. Quietly, I panicked. I
threw myself into the search for the meadow with slightly frenzied intensity. I racked my
brain for other adrenaline-producing activities.
--
ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE BAD THINGS TO DO.
He was gone.
With shaky legs, ignoring the fact that my action was useless, I followed him into the forest.
The evidence of his path had disappeared instantly. There were no footprints, the leaves were
still again, but I walked forward without thinking. I could not do anything else. I had to keep
moving. If I stopped looking for him, it was over.
Love, life, meaning... over.
--
I was getting better with my bike, which meant fewer bandages to worry Charlie. But it also
meant that the voice in my head began to fade, until I heard it no more. Quietly, I panicked. I
threw myself into the search for the meadow with slightly frenzied intensity. I racked my
brain for other adrenaline-producing activities.
--
ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE BAD THINGS TO DO.
by TwilightIsBad December 8, 2009
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