Tweeting one thing when you mean another. A double entendre in 140 characters or less, usually an inside joke between friends on Twitter.
Also known as a Subaru
Also known as a Subaru
"I'm taking a dump, from the 8th Floor" a sub-tweet directed at @AlyKhanSatchu, who greets his followers from his 8th Floor office every weekday morning
by Mwirigi December 26, 2011
A trend among some Tumblr "famous" users where they pretend a celebrity has tweeted about them by faking a Tweet. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.
Person #1: OMG, did you see what Rihanna wrote about that Tumblr user on Twitter?
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!
by Actionables June 28, 2014
An annoying twitter user who feels the need to tweet and upload pics about every last aspect of his life and comes up with stupid hashtags thinking he's clever.
Tweet Post: "sitting here in windy city @somestupidcafe with @_____ & @______. Portions r huge... LOL #ruiningmydietinchicago"
Reaction upon seeing it: "What a fuckin tweet geek"
Reaction upon seeing it: "What a fuckin tweet geek"
by MNMustangfreak November 09, 2009
Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.
Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.
by brueckj23 February 08, 2012
to indicate that one is not up on current trends by referencing (in an odd way) the names of social networking sites that you really have no experience with
So, I called Jeremy, but he was tweeting with the face space, so I told him I'd call him back later, since I didn't want to interfere with his newfangled electronic masturbation machine.
Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.
Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.
by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2010
by BoutDatLife October 15, 2012
The act of shitting on purpose to go on social media within the private confines of a public restroom stall or bathroom, typically done to prevent being humiliated when taking snapchat selfies and using tinder in public. May also be done to improve concentration to tweet fire.
"Hey, where'd Brandon go? I swear he was just here at the party."
-"Oh, hes probably shit-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking faggoty ass selfies"
"Yeah, what a bitch"
-"Oh, hes probably shit-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking faggoty ass selfies"
"Yeah, what a bitch"
by Gucci_mang August 27, 2015