Turkeyslam

When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam.

by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010

Turkey Sweats

An overwhelming feeling of stress and tiredness as the body prepares to process more than a healthy amount of Thanksgiving turkey.

Upon finishing Thanksgiving dinner, Justin decided to crawl away from the table and prepare for the imminent turkey sweats.

by TAITER November 3, 2007

turkey time

n. Time to muff dive. Orig. What does a turkey say? "Gobble gobble." This phrase comes from the worse movie of all time, Gigli, in which J-Ho spreads her legs and says...

It's turkey time--you know, gobble, gobble.

by Ben Assflecks August 1, 2003

Tuck the turkey

When a man (usually a tranvestite) tapes his genitals between his legs in order to give off the apperance of female genitalia. (very gross)

Tucking the turkey is soooo fun!

by poomanchu April 13, 2004

turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

by allison hardy November 11, 2006

snow turkey

A white female who tends to prefer black males and/or characteristics. Sometimes these women may partially use a black male as a fashion statement, and in other situations they simply may be attracted only to black males. They can sometimes be characterized by bad, unnatural overused slang, and at times can be very game goofy. Other characteristic include exclusive taste in gangsta rap and/or slow jamz, low cut hair styles which sometimes resembles the tail of a turkey (intended to immitate african american females), and large hoop earrings or noserings. They can be found in groups of 2-3 at any location where hen & cokes are served. It is very common for a snowturkey to have mixed offspring, whos hair is not properly cared for. This term may or not may not be derrogitory, depending on what manner it is said in. Other variations include: rice turkey, bean turkey, man turkey and the opposite: hockey puck

friend 1: Does she got a man?
friend 2: naw, but shes a snow turkey

Friend 1: lets go to that one club, we went to last weekend...
Friend 2: hell no, their aint nothin but hoodrats & snow turkeys at that spot

by JewfromI.F.C September 11, 2006

Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.

by DildoBob April 19, 2014