Trelfing

To be skilled in the art of lady pleasuring

His secret skill was Trelfing
I've just been busy Trelfing a Lady
Woman "My man gave me a good Trelfing last night"
I've never been Trelfed like THAT before!

by The Trelfortrator January 12, 2008

Travelling Vacuum salesman

When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.

So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.

by Captain Ben7 May 12, 2011

Trumpling

A small collection of undesirable people who try to stop others from enjoying something. Named after the president's joy for grabbing pussy with his tiny hands.

A small handful of cunts. A "trumpling".

Well the old failed airport has been closed 5 years now. If it wasn't for those trumplings, we'd have new houses by now!

by Smiddy February 3, 2019

trundling

when you walk like a gigachad (trundle) then you are trundling around

e.g. i was trundling to the supermarktet or i was trundling in the jungle (when playing league)

by G0ldenS1dney September 19, 2022

ho-telling

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.

Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.

by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008

empathy trolling

A form of guilt tripping, where someone tries to shame people for supposedly lacking empathy by falsely conflating their beliefs with the causes of various tragedies, on the basis of anecdotal evidence. Often used to stereotype entire groups of supposedly privileged people as part of a vast evil, inhuman conspiracy to keep the oppressed masses subjugated, especially in identity-politics and neo marxist circles. Also employed as a form of virtue-signaling

Idpollers constantly engage in empathy trolling on social media to milk political and social capital for themselves and their cause, out of tragedies.

by _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ June 26, 2018

Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 6, 2021