Participation Trophy Discount

Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”

Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”

Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”

Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”

Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“

2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!

Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”

3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”

Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.

4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”

5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”

Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
by Mediocre-poker January 29, 2023
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Clit-ass-trophy

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night
by winkelTossa September 01, 2019
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truck stop trophy

a large turd or pile of shit in the toilet in a truck stop, that is so large and unflushed that in some cases even rises above the top of the toilet seat.
On a roadtrip one time, I stopped at a truck stop to take a piss, then to my disgust, I saw a huge, nasty truck stop trophy in the stall, so i just pissed in the sink.
by tomsterino May 19, 2011
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Put Out Trophy

The honorary trophy a fertile lass receives 9 months after having unprotected sex during ovulation. In layman's terms, a baby.
Bradley: Ronny, Ronny, remember that killer house party at Miguel's last month?!?
Ronny: Of course, the one where I took Mary Beth into the shed and she road the bologna pony?
Bradly: Yep, that's the one. Well guess what, you have the prize of prizes coming. She has a put out trophy on board.
Ronny: Ohhhh shitttt.
by fastlaneb September 10, 2019
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Canadian Fuck Trophy

When a white girl gets knocked up by a black male and has to care for the child, but is proud that her baby is half black.
Look at that dirty white chick carrying her Canadian Fuck Trophy around!
by Nasty Dave June 14, 2019
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fair play trophy

Fair Play Trophy: If there is a group of girls at a party and you pick out the ugliest or most desperate one, only because you´re sure you can bang her. Afterwards often blame it on the Alcohol the day after.
Frank: Hell no, look Brian kissing that fat and ugle girl. What´s going on with him?
Xavier: Well, it seems he is only going for the fair play trophy today
by Tommy Milffigger February 19, 2016
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Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.
My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.
by Short Bus Sean November 25, 2016
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