STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022

Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
by heyalexa November 22, 2019

An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots
by Galactic_T2 October 31, 2019

Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*
Pierre: No homo
Richie: Oh word
Richie: *screams*
Pierre: No homo
Richie: Oh word
by chungusgirl January 15, 2019

A disease you can only acquire by coming into contact with some horse looking bitch with lice or someone who already has it.
by BigNibba676 June 21, 2018

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.
The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006
