muby touch

More or less the opposite to the "Midas Touch", everything the person touches turns to shit.

Not only does it look like he has the "muby touch" but it also appears he's used it on himself repeatedly.

by HarryPNess August 18, 2008

The Charil Touch

A disease you can only acquire by coming into contact with some horse looking bitch with lice or someone who already has it.

You got the Charil Touch, nigga? Stay the fuck away from me.

by BigNibba676 June 21, 2018

iPod Touch

An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots

...“and I also have an iPod Touch which I like to play games on.”

by Galactic_T2 October 31, 2019

peena touch

when you firmly grasp one's pecker

Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*

Pierre: No homo

Richie: Oh word

by chungusgirl January 15, 2019

Touch The Fluff

Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.

Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.

Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?

by heyalexa November 22, 2019

touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.

I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.

by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

The velvet touch

1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.

The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....

by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006