oopsy toot

when a fart is accompanied by seepage, a shart

Bob had to leave class cuz he messed himself with an oopsy toot.

I drank too much last night and now i am worried about having an oopsy toot.

by the_sara13 May 14, 2010

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Noot and Toot

When you grab a penis (noot) and fart (toot). Can also be a side effect of farting during a hand job, as long as you say "noot" while giving the penis a squeeze.

She gave him the old Noot and Toot. He decided it was better than no noot and all toot.

by Lucently February 16, 2019

toot fruit

Poop. Especially after farting a bunch.

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!

by Baber14 March 8, 2018

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Flute Toot

A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.

*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011