Toned

Used as an adjective to badly describe a body composition goal that can only be explained using real terms, such as gaining or losing weight or adding muscle. "Toned" is a term most commonly coined by middle - aged white women and those with no real knowledge about lifting weights or building muscle.

"Jess and I just started doing kettlebell exercises! We're trying to get toned for summer!"

by Mxstic April 22, 2024

Two-tones

A simple minded mix chick

Time to go to bed two-tones

by Pricanangelface October 17, 2017

check yo skin tone

Other dude who wrote a definition had a stroke

Idk what check yo skin tone means

by Dunn goofed October 30, 2023

Tone Deaf

A condition where a person thinks kiss(band) sounds good.

Rob: Kiss is a good band. I like their sounds.

Colton: Omg shut up Rob you are Tone Deaf. Nickelback is #1.

by nickelbacktheGreat June 10, 2022

2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

eh tones

A way of yelling this at a friend who you like to piss off. You add pronouns like ehtones mcbones mchomes mcloans

"eh tones how are you today!"

"Fuck off you bitch i am trying to learn!"

by ehtones mcbones July 30, 2020

Smile tone

Smile tone it’s kinda like the non-offensive way to say gay voice

Person one: Omg I looove ur gay accent.
Person two: Oh thank you but—umm it’s actually better to call it smile tone

by Maxipooo December 29, 2024