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Todday

The one Guy who is always stubburn and never follow others will to power. Less likely he has one hope and one dream only and thats to become a new Revolution. Only thing that puts him at his Game is Love and thats all he spend his time doing because with out it his energy willsoon die out another time till he one love, one Fire
Hello im Todday and i will be your soldier, and Your New Love Protector.
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sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.
guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!
by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010
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anal toejam

The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.
I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.
by sasquatch johnson February 11, 2006
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Toegasm

The heavenly feeling you get when you put on warm fuzzy sock on a freezing day or the relaxing sensation you get when you take off your sock in bed at the end of the day.
OMG! I just got a toegasm from my new warm fuzzy sock!
by puffpuffduff February 19, 2015
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toedash

The state of being of a single sock when it disappears into the inter-dimensional nothingness between worlds.
"Gods pound it! My other sock has gone toedash!"
by vZwicky July 15, 2017
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today is right

its not wrong on this day
by zooboff May 22, 2004
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TheDans

When one or more Dan, Daniel, Dani, Danny, Danielle, etc. is combined to form the most beautiful creation known to man, they become TheDans. They are then joined at the soul, and at the name. TheDans is a delightful blend of kindness, courage, sex appeal, intelligence, and straight up badassness. There is no reversing this procedure. Once you are TheDans there is no going back, but why would you want to?
Dan and Dani used to be so different but now they're TheDans; they totally blow my mind.
by DaniDollface March 31, 2011
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