curve alert

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024

Gay Curving

Gay Curving is when you or someone else plays up someone of the opposite sex, sexuality. Flirting, nudes, maybe publicly announcing you (or someone else) are in a relationship with the person getting gay curved. Then, right before you (or someone else) are about to get serious (with the person getting gay curved), (haveing sex) you (or someone else) tells them your/they're gay.

Person 1- i'm gay Curving them rn😂

Person 2- asshole move dude.
Person 1- you've been gay curved before, huh?
Person 2- *sigh* yeah...

by anonymous November 21, 2018

curve alert

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024

curve me thursday

it’s a day celebrating about how you get curved a lot by either a guy or girl you tried shooting your shot at

me: hey guys its curve me thursday!
friends: omg who’d you get curved by?
me: i got curved by fox
friends: omg i know how you feel i get curved all the time

by mowi wowi February 4, 2018

Brunswick Curve

The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.

Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.

Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.

by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024

swerve your curve

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.

You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.

by StrandsofMinds February 15, 2017

illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018