Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝
Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?
by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021
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cali fisher

The nicest girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful- let alone pretty. She is the best friend you will EVER HAVE
Guy 1- "Hey why is that hottie over there talking to the nerd?"

Guy 2 "oh her? That's Cali fisher, its just her."

Guy 1 "Ahh so thats Cali. I wonder if I can get her in my bed tonight..."

Guy 2 "yea, right dude. In your dreams. She is pure. And not stupid."
by CatarinaVega February 28, 2017
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Make it cali

"If you wanna make it cali we can do that"
by TheSlangalanger February 10, 2024
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Cali Pass

A metaphorical type of permission for non-native born Californians, and/or guests (Tourists) to be in The Great State of California, analogus to a visa stamp one would recieve traveling to another country.

Though not explicitly given, any native born California or group of the same can 'revoke' a Cali Pass for disrespectful behavior toward California, Californian Values, and/or Californians rendering the guest or non-native born Californian persona non grata in California in perpetuity, on pain of violence.

Passes can refer to specific cities, counties, areas by name.
"now DMX got his Cali Pass revoked he can't come out to the West." - Kurupt as quoted in XXL Magazine in 2000.

"What up loc? Get ya L.A. Pass revoked" - Xzibit (to Jermaine Dupree)
by AbbaZabbA619 October 18, 2017
mugGet the Cali Passmug.

Cali

The prettiest and sweetest girl you will ever meet and you will never want to let her go
Cali is the sweetest girl I’ve ever meet
by The hell bender bitch July 13, 2018
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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
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Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.
California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!
by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022
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