Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.

Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.

by dude who fucks March 30, 2022

MG Threesome

A threesome with a milf and a gilf.

I'm having dinner with this hot chick and her hot mom tonight. They're both digging me. I'm most definitely having a MG Threesome!

by The Bota King April 9, 2020

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024

Oaxacan Threesome

When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, only to find out after the fact that he is also a mezcal rep.

“We hooked up, but it turned into a Oaxacan threesome. Fuck that douche.”

by freakforfernet March 16, 2023

Ying Yang Threesome

A threesome in which the other two members are opposites in most to all catagories (ex. one is a thicc, latina girl with dark hair and the other is a skinny white girl with blonde hair)

Yo you remember Marisol and Britney. I had a ying yang threesome with them last night.

by jpshel August 18, 2023

schrodinger's threesome

having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?

Person 1: Both?

by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024

International Threesome Day

International threesome day is celebrated on the 21st of January every year. This is when three individuals get together and have sexual intercourse.

I can't wait for international threesome day.

by Memes.n more January 19, 2022