Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"

"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Mean-Lower Low Tide

Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)

She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?

by 2N_Clown November 8, 2021

Tide

Like they dead, and they dead like flies, flies like flies everywhere because they dead

Zias: What you mean by that?
Kodak: I’m tide up in this interview and I’m tide as hell rn.

by Neon General December 8, 2021

tide ad

tide ad is everything
life is a tide ad
you are a tide ad
bow down to the mighty tide ad

It's a tide ad

by sexbastianstan May 4, 2018

eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

High Tide

The period of time where your place is tidy enough to make a good impression on house guests.

Guests will be sailing through the door any moment so we need to bring the house up to high tide. It’ll ebb back down to its natural state of chaos in low tide as soon as they’re gone, which is fine, but I can’t even swing a cat in here right now.

by Ohcomeonman May 6, 2019