The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010
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by slam blasted March 22, 2020
Get the slam blasted mug.A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012
Get the slam crew mug.I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.
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