SOS Pad

SOS pad - an old lady’s pubic hair because of the appearance and texture

The GILF had an SOS Pad when I removed her panties.

by Pancreas Man May 2, 2018

Rage Pad

A place where you and your bros Rage. This place usually holds a refrigerator full of handles and beer along a ping pong table and Xbox if you chose to game and get faded at the same time.

"Hey bro you goin' to that party tomorrow"

"Yea son i heard they have a Rage Pad we can crash at"

by callmebighoss January 6, 2012

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011

Diddle Pad

1. male or female genitalia

2. electronic board on a hot tube

she was freakin' on my diddle pad

by bamF65 August 27, 2010

cautionary pad

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you

I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad

by sjcwefcjvneaonvea May 19, 2015

Pad Thai

Way to response to something in Cumbria, to agree

We’re having a rough day aren’t we....

pad Thai mate

by Cumbrianperson November 17, 2020

Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 20, 2016