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olympic jerk

The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.
I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!
by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
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The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings
Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose
by Far din November 12, 2022
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Mental Olympics

A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.
John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.
by Webster 2021 April 15, 2021
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Olympic Torch

When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.
Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on
by blackhawk700 December 5, 2019
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Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018
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olympic flag pole

When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner
Man my dick hurts, she failed doing the Olympic flag pole
by Str8up8up1 April 6, 2021
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Olympics

Some of these younger folks seem quicker to change the guard than people from earlier in their generation or generations before. Michael Phelps had longetivity to his Olympic runs. Being unselfish isn't a bad thing, a lot of these folks will be together as a team for years to come, but just like vets can learn from the rookies, where would the Olympics be without the vets?
Vets do more than just usher in the new during the Olympics, so hopefully appreciation for them isn't lost for something newer that seems more momentarily exciting.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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