Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!

by Lulu Thompson January 3, 2008

Eye contact

1. Ultimate source of awkwardness
2.way to fall in love

1.I just made eye contact with a random guy....it was so awkward

2. Me and my bf just made eye contact

by Urban dictionary kid February 1, 2020

Democrat Eyes

Large crazed eyes caused by the mental illness of leftists losing their shit.

When Lucy the leftest was offended, her Democrat eyes took hold of her entire being.

by Jake The Heartache November 5, 2020

Pigeon eyeing

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon

Mate there was so much talent at the pub last night. I was pigeon eyeing all night

by Qlgib April 19, 2019

Eye of Mica

A toxic manipulative person.

“Oh there goes eye of mica again.”

by TopDawgs April 15, 2023

Mall Eye

An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.

"Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?"
"Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!"

by Macsbandit December 2, 2009

Panko eye

The remaining crusty bits left on and around your eyelids after a nights sleep, also known as eye boogies or in more economically developed countries as sleep.

"Dude did you just wake up? You have killer panko eye!"

by Delvin Galvionian Destepstolow March 29, 2012