Con Cunt

Someone who is so embittered and angry at life that they decided to flout the joyous camaraderie of geekdom at venues such as anime conventions or comicon by being a complete asshole to people by rejecting and disdaining fun and jovial gestures.

Con-goer: High five!
Con cunt: Fuck you.
Con-goer: (sarcastically, but not fully grasping the sincerity of the offense) Whoa, dude.

Con-goer: Free hugs!
Con cunt: How 'bout a blow job, bitch?
Con-goer: (incredulous stare)

by Raggedy Dandy May 17, 2014

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Con-txting

The act of pretending you are busy texting so as to avoid making awkward eye contact with people who are walking passed you in public. By con-txting, you "con" people into believing you are too busy texting to look up at them.

Jane: "So I'm at the mall and this creepy old dude is walking towards me so I took out my phone and started con-txting"

by Jackette55 November 24, 2009

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bull con

A variation on the more commonly used, "bull shit". People tend to use "bull con" to describe a situation that's "fucked".

Son: "Dad, can we go to Wal Mart (on July 4th)?"
Dad: "No bud, we're not dealing with these peoples' last minute patriot bull con."

by rayk June 24, 2017

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Grudge Con

A convention who's entire existence is derived from A feeling of resentment or rancor towards another convention.

"Did you hear about that new Con"
"Yeah it's just a Grudge Con, it won't last"

by Liesmith February 5, 2007

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crunchy con

A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.

Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.

The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.

by Newtonius Rex March 23, 2009

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