STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
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by chungusgirl January 15, 2019
Get the peena touch mug.A disease you can only acquire by coming into contact with some horse looking bitch with lice or someone who already has it.
by BigNibba676 June 21, 2018
Get the The Charil Touch mug.Not only does it look like he has the "muby touch" but it also appears he's used it on himself repeatedly.
by HarryPNess August 18, 2008
Get the muby touch mug.When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009
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The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006
Get the The velvet touch mug.A female whom in sexual intercourse with another male/female does all the giving and no receiving. Basically does not let u touch on her well only in certain places
for example some girls only like kisses and hugs and maybe hickeys and they don’t let u go below the waist. on the other hand they’ll do whatever u want them to do to you , SHES A TOUCH ME NOT !
by HAJJAH M September 6, 2021
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