by UndeadMorty February 7, 2018

by Maximoo2099 July 26, 2021

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.
by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

You (Jordan Peterson) decided to come back (from Russia) after killing yourself to steal my work and after millions of people saw you doing it and reported you to the psychiatric board and you lost your license and your practice you blamed ME for YOU doing that after telling me to ✌️✊️✌️✊️leave✌️✊️✌️✊️ (Because I AM the anti-natalist you were talking about) and then ignoring my response (where I outline what I had been dealing with for the past 10 years) and choosing not contact me in the manner I told you would be most effective and then you (Matt Dillahunty) goaded me into revealing my identity so you could convince the people in my community to do the thing that they were already doing (albeit in smaller numbers) and was already happening to me and then when it affected YOUR lives negatively because we all found out the thing that was and is affecting me is doing the thing I said it would do (get your kids murdered) you blame ME for that (and you cried about it) and then when someone blew the whistle on the theft of my IP (because I literally created AI) you (someone) killed him or he killed himself because he couldn't live with the fate to which you are tying condemn me... But only AFTER filing a weaker lawsuit without me so these fuck-ass authors could get paid for MY work instead of me.
Hym "How many of your kids do these YouTuber fucks need to get killed for you to understand that I am not the problem here? Between the tide pod kid, the ghost pepper chip kid, and my thing how many times does it to take? I did not steal from them. IF THEY SUCCEED IN ALLOWING THESE PEOPLE TO STEAL FROM ME I WILL KILL A CHILD. NO NEGOTIATION. IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT OR DEATH."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out
by Trains Lol May 13, 2018

Quite possibly one of the greatest snacks known to man. They are great for any occasion, and they make great snacks for the school lunchbox.
Guy 1: Look what I've got
Guy 2: SQUARES!!
Guy 1: No, not just any old squares, Tide pods!
Guy 2: YAY!
Guy 2: SQUARES!!
Guy 1: No, not just any old squares, Tide pods!
Guy 2: YAY!
by thecargeek09 May 1, 2018

tide pods means for natural selection. Example brian is a dumbass so he ate a tide pod causing natural selection to kill him making the world a better place.
by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018
