You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.
That's my target story.
by Kuehlstein June 3, 2018
Get the Targetmug. A racist term used to describe a Palestinian person referencing the ongoing war and how they're unfortunately basically just that: airstrike targets.
Guy 1: hey give me back my backpack you fucking airstrike target! Guy 2: nope I'm taking da shit in da bag guy1: *calls the US army to shoot the bastard
by Sugon69 February 6, 2024
Get the airstrike targetmug. 1
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
Get the The Target Situationmug. Any single target of a different distance in a stage that involves plate rack engagement. Irregardless of size and/or relative distance
by Hillbillychemist September 24, 2025
Get the Confirm Targetmug. by Brendanbot5000 January 25, 2022
Get the Targetablemug. A HIGHLY addicting place to shop where you just spend money for NO reason, forget what you came for, and then decide to buy things for NO REASON!
by #Youtube May 21, 2022
Get the Targetmug. A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work
“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the target girlfriendmug.