Standing Cervetti

A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.

Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."

Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."

Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."

by Mr. Luxy December 9, 2020

Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over

"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"

by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015

stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks

Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks

by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023

Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.

by thecraigery November 12, 2011

Gigachad with a stand

“Gigachad with a stand”-Gigachad with a stand

Gigachad with a stand ,He’s a compulsive liar and commonly lies in name

by Power the all mighty!! April 18, 2023