to shed someone off

used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.

To shed someone off:

Aw Shannah man, shed him off he's got no craic

by 666paul666 December 20, 2023

Tool shed

Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.

Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.

by youknowit21454 June 5, 2010

Shed

The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.

“I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”

by Booga March 1, 2019

bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.

Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"

by JimmyMahfety711 June 3, 2021

Shed

A shed is a car that is hanging and a piece of shit

Me: Hey have you seen my shed parked out front?

Friend: fuck me yeah, shes a hanger bud

by Dubber619 February 24, 2021

The shed

A lawless land deep in the wild of Enniskillen that's hard to find, can normally be only reached after 12AM while slightly intoxicated or high. On occasion sir Gregor himself will make an appearance. Gregs worship of land is often spoiled by crentants of the land who are just there to have a good time. Some say that after 2AM that class A creatures, appear on a rare Saturday night to elevate the night to the next level.

Patrick did you rip the doors off the shed last night?

Patrick did you spill garlic dip in the shed 7 days ago and still have not cleaned it up?

by anonymous April 17, 2021

Shed-ware

IT Software invented by some dude in a shed. Has amazing website claiming incredible features and a wide client base. Is in fact just one guy in a shed trying to do it all.

SAP is an Enterprise grade ERP tool, globally renowned and recommended in the Gartner magic quadrant as one of the most innovative and leading products in the market. This product, on the other hand, is shed-ware.

by Consulting101 May 3, 2023