Thrift Store Tits

Large scrumptious breasts that are underneath a thrift store shirt

She’s hot, did you see her thrift store tits underneath that old sweater from goodwill?

by BandanaP April 20, 2021

convenience store friend

A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.

You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.

by punk8punk November 12, 2014

dollar store douche

A person who is so much of a douche bag, that they are not described as an ordinary grocery store purchased douche bag. They are so atrocious, that they are the generic brand, white boxed douche bags one would find at the 99 cent store.

That duck-tail kid at the party was a fucking dollar store douche.

by Cincinnati Gays January 1, 2009

thrift store robber

A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.

A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.

1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."

2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.

by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

Nike Employee Store

A Nike store in Oregon that offers products at an employee discount price. If you don't work at Nike, you'll need to find someone who does to get a guest pass to get in.

No irregular or out of season products. It's just a store with the prices already discounted so the employees aren't buying up everything from Niketown.

The Nike Employee Store is the place to get the best prices on new Nike stuff.

by Nike! December 24, 2008

grocery store etiquette

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)

laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

dime store pimp

A low rent wannabe pimp. A person who thinks they have nice cloths or have a nice car but they are really just cheap junk.

That guy over there in that suped up Oldsmobile, he ain't nothin' but a dime store pimp.

by Dime Store Pimp December 11, 2011