fuck puppet

A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.

Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.

Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.

by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008

puppet show

An erection that shows through clothing.

"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".

by jakester the snakester January 11, 2013

Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.

Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?

by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003

crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.

I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018

Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.

Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022

Scrotum puppet

1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry

2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry

He showed me his scrotum puppet and I was both impressed and disturbed

by johnnysjohnson July 9, 2019

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022