Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

Carb-loading

Drinking beer and eating pizza.

Erica: Have you been carb-loading?
Bob: Yeah, we closed the Pizza Palace the night before the marathon.

by ICU2Marathon December 2, 2015

Dragon Load

When male ejaculate comes out of your nose.

"I was blowing my guy so hard last night he gave me a dragon load!"

"My guy didn't tell me he was about to cum, so I got a Dragon Load"

by LaskaBear October 23, 2013

A load of turnbull

A load of rubbish, something fictional.
Also used as an expression of disbelief.

Omg did you hear that?
I know, what a load of turnbull!

I can't believe he said that! Its so much turnbull!

by tEasco October 19, 2012

nerd load

indicates three or more pens in the breast pocket of one's shirt

If you need a pen go to Andy; he's always rocking a nerd load.

by J. A. S. May 15, 2007

butt load

A term used to define a finite sum of something. Generally accepted as an amount somewhere between a lot and a shit-ton. Often noted when speaking in hyperboly and used for extreme emphasis or exaggeration.

shit ton buttload amounticus grandicus

man i've got a butt load of homework to do!

it's warm in here, probably because there's a butt load of butts in here

by David Senette April 8, 2006

Load to the Face

A term popularized by Jason Ellis, describing the act of busting a nut on a female's face.

Bentley has never taken a Load to the Face, so Ellismate recommended doing one in the shower.

by Jacobsmate July 17, 2009