Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
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The Hoover

When a man busts a nut inside a woman, then goes down and sucks his cum out of her pussy and kisses her filling her mouth with his load.
I heard Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.
by Sonic22 December 21, 2020
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The Hoover

When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth
Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.
by Sonic22 December 21, 2020
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Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022
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super hoover

A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.
Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.
by Justanoldguy1990 August 08, 2020
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Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.
How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.
by HerbieHoover September 17, 2022
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Hoover Maneuver

To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave
There's nothin like a good old Hoover Maneuver
by Tactical poptart December 16, 2015
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