Wow did you see Brittany Eanes last night? She was eating some cheese and was looking rather spherical.
by Vladdydaddy589 November 23, 2021

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

To pre-game so much that one reaches blackout status prior to the event one is attending while maintaining decency and good-humor without becoming a woo-girl.
by tarantula_eater April 29, 2021

Brittany's are one of a kind. They are quick witted and little titted. Brittany loves learning and does her best to be a better person than she was the day before. She's a lover not a fighter but if need be she will kick ass for the ones she loves. She goes out of her way to help people and to let them know they aren't alone in this big world. Brittany will act completely ridiculous as fuck just to make someone laugh and will go to the end of the universe to find a way to make someone laugh or even just smile when they are sad because that's one thing Brittany knows too well im this world is sadness. She lives to make people happy and her kids know that they will always have their mommy no matter what or who trys to rip them apart. Her kids never have to worry about making their mommy upset or mad because she will always love them jo matter what and will always be understanding. As far as lovers go watch out because Brittany loves so hard it may be overwhelming. She loves michael so much that she would do anything she had to to show him.
Brittany is so kewl
by Quick witted and little titted August 14, 2021

Tha baddest non-binary person on the earth; hails for Kentucky. Copyright BMI... My name no one else will be named my name.
by Amuze Tha Clown February 10, 2025

A beautiful girl whos forgetfull at some times but her smile can light up the room. She likes anime and is a hopeless romantic. Shes amazing at art but she wants to be a scientist when shes older becuse she saw it on dr.stone and thinks its so facinateing
Guy one: hey do you the new girl
Guy two: yeah im pretty sure her name is brittany.
Guy one: shes probably a bitch
Girl 1: actually no she is a wonderful person with an amazing personality
Guy two: yeah im pretty sure her name is brittany.
Guy one: shes probably a bitch
Girl 1: actually no she is a wonderful person with an amazing personality
by Da UwUs February 10, 2020

A girl who won my heart on our first date which was at Panda Express. Her smile is infectious and I would do anything to keep it in my mind at all times when I'm with her she gives me reasons to love when I'm not she gives me reassurance that she's mine she cares for a small group of people but is willing to help everyone. She doesn't know how special she really is but it's my job to prove it to her.
How can one find them a girl like brittani peters?
You have to look beyond the eyes distance.
So I can't just scope one out at the party?
You have to look beyond the eyes distance.
So I can't just scope one out at the party?
by Millerdl August 6, 2017
