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John

john is dying from cancer because he makes fun of everyone for having it. He will die in 1972.
the only thing John is good at is making fun of people with cancer. son of the devil will not rise!
by poppydinbus May 30, 2018
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John

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.
Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!
by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018
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John

A John is the sweetest thing that can ever happenen to you. Multi talented, loving, charming and sexy. The best smiles, out of the world and are always very creative, often artists.

A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.

Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
To have a *john* is to have true love
His the king of my heart
by DAZZ EMPIRE👑♠ December 21, 2019
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John

John is the best Fortnite player in the world but gets nervous a lot but still good at Fortnite
by Epic games employee May 28, 2019
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John

sex master, sex man, sexguy, meme master, sex manguy, owner of irony house and oscar chat.
Random Nigga : John is sex master sex guy sex monster
by oklolbruh October 11, 2019
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John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession
by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018
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john

john is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is kind and caring. he is tall and handsome and most likely plays football. he has light brown skin, beautiful, chocolatey brown eyes, and long redish brown hair. he gives the best piggy back rides, the best hugs, and the best kisses. he gives you his hoodies, and lets u sit on his lap. he may be shy at first but he warms up pretty quickly. if you have a john in your life keep him and marry him. you will not regret it. and if your bond with him broke, try to fix it because he will brighten up your life. (i know this from experience <3)
ooh whos that?
thats my boyfriend, john. back off.
by xx0pearl0xx November 15, 2019
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