friends

A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.

I don't have friends

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Friend

A mystical creature most men have never met

jane: will you be my friend?
Anne: no

by Krakendakon September 27, 2020

Friends

Something you dont have

Me: hey guess what you and me don’t have
You: what?
Me: friends

by HowManyFuckingHandlesBeUsed October 14, 2020

Friends

you probably looked this up because you don't have any!

Mom:"Plannign on hanging out with any of you're friends today Hun?"
Son:"What friends,mom?"

by The stuff that I made April 11, 2017

friends

when you are "friends" but don't want to put the other person in the friendzone

boy: Hey, are we friends?
girl: no, we're "friends".

by welpigifriendzonedhim April 25, 2017

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017

friends

a reason to live

I fucking love my friends

by MatthewDLR November 4, 2017