texting

A way to communicate your friends by "typing" on your cell phone. The most pointless thing in the world.

It also makes your English bad.

Texter: Oh, my friend texted me about <insert gossip here> and were texting for 5 hours straight!

Non-texter: God, why don't you just call the person?

by ~C January 27, 2009

textonymous

to text someone without them knowing who you are, to text someone with your true identity unknown

unknown: hey
anthony: uh hi...
unknown: whats up
anthony: nothing you?
unknown: same just chillen
anthony: will you tell me who are you now? please.
unknown: textonymous

by Lindsey J D July 28, 2007

desperate texting

The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.

(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!

(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.

by ycnan si eman ym February 22, 2009

RED LIGHT TEXTING

Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."

Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.

After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.

by MR WOLF January 27, 2010

Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)

When someone is texting another and put unnecessary caps, symbols and misspelled words in their message. Mostly done by mistake or by the antics of a faulty phone

Mandy : aRE you going3 with MaRK to the Met's GAMe ?

Lou : Another example of Mandy's "Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)"

by quest224 March 11, 2011

Sleep Texting

an quasi-medical diagnosis justifying an impulsive behavior that is regretted the next day. considered by men as the perfect excuse for justifying seemingly inappropriate behavior or for stopping a perceived rejection by females.

11:30pm, Mike texts with a "platonic", opposite sex friend:

"Joy, send me dirty pics."
"Um, ladies don't go first."
"How do I know you'll do it?"
"You don't."
(Mike sends uncensored pics of his dick.)
"Thank you."

The following day, Mike EMAILS Joy:

"I want to clear up yesterday. I was drunk, and tired, and fell asleep. I woke up to my phone vibrating, and it was you responding to messages that I don't remember sending. Asking for pics? No joke, I was SLEEP TEXTING. So I apologize for all of that and for being out of line. It makes me nervous because I've never done that before! What if I SLEEP TEXT someone that I shouldn't, and I get kicked out of school?"

by Lily64015 February 15, 2012

butt texting

Creating random,nonsensical text messages while riding your bicycle with your 'powered on' cell phone in your back pocket.

An example of butt texting:

"Door fate yesterday. Nope"

by Marco1950 April 15, 2014