Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.

Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.

by badpuppysitdownmydog February 1, 2025

Pulling a Tessa

Pulling a Tessa is when you do something so stupid and embarrassing that Tessa would only do.

Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa

Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa

by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022