Guy Tugger

Slang for someone who likes to be hands on with male genetalia, often in the "tugging" motion. A.K.A Handjobs.

"Hey sassy, someone told me you were an avid guy tugger, is that true?"

"That dude is definitely a GT (guy tugger)!"

by Gtgt September 16, 2015

pet tangerine

when a 12 year old child has a tangerine and it keeps rolling away and a 12 year old child starts squealing at him saying that its his pet tangerine and everybody starts cracking up so every time there is a tangerine rolling away or any tangerine in this world is now a pet tangerine

ISSA PET TANGERINEEEEEEE

by Nova da quail May 16, 2018

Ball Tugger

A very annoying person with a propensity to compulsively lie about any and everything. Also has a fondness for testicles.

Ray couldn't be more of a ball tugger if he tried!

by The Sugar Don April 5, 2023

Maryland Anal Tugger

A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)

Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft

Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69

by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

Tager

Scots slang: A small penis

Tam: Wit you sayin' ye wee tager?
David Beckham: Sorry big man.

by Tam Murphy February 21, 2009