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Taco Bell Dipstick 

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.
"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."
Taco Bell Dipstick by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Taco Bell Baby 

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.
Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^

Taco Bell Madness

noun

Taco Bell Madness occurs about two hours proceeding a serious bout with Taco Bell induced diarrhea. It leaves you feeling discombobulated and some describe is as “having feelings of dementia”.
Friend: Are you coming with me to the store.
TBM receiver: the store is out of range, what even really is a store... sorry Idk I got that Taco Bell Madness.
Friend: Oh sheeez.

Taco Bell-ization 

The diluting of a group's culture: history, food, mythos, or beliefs to fit a more palatable, broad audience.

Making a synthetic, fake version of a cultural object or idea.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see Pocohantas? Can't believe she talked with trees, that's crazy."

Person 2: "Man, they did some crazy Taco Bell-ization to that story. She was like, NINE, DUDE."

Taco Bell's Cannon 

The explosive diarrhea you get after eating Taco Bell.
"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"

Taco Bell Sweats

Physical and mental anguish caused by eating at Taco Bell, whilst fully aware that it will be followed with regret. This usually consists of a Volcano Burrito meal at the Taco Bell on Newport Road in Cardiff, Wales.
"We gotta stop eating here after class, I've got the Taco Bell Sweats"