Turkish Tune-Up

Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were “installed”

Dude. I think that gipsy did a Turkish tune-up to my car it still runs like trash

by Functional Derelict August 21, 2018

Tuned Out Word

a TOW is something like "cool" or "hmm" while somebody is telling you something, like them having a disease and they need your help to sell drugs.

"So then I said to her i hate her and then we divorced and my life fell apart.."

"mm-hmm"

"You using saying Tuned Out Words?"

"cool"

BANG BANG

CRASH

by thisisgaymerica September 13, 2018

auto tune whores

Women from the early mid 2010s who made awful music but put so much autotune over it you can't even tell. for example, Ke$ha, Lady gaga, Miley cyrus, Avril Lavigne.

Girl: Omg I love Ke$ha and Lady Gaga they're is so good at singing
Me: no they both auto tune whores cant sing shit

by Lylahofubr January 16, 2023

Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.

My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.

by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020

Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021

Three Tune Condition

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, you wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then you leave. Also known as Tri Song Clause.

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Three Tune Condition!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

auto tune baby

a baby when it was crying they put there mic by the baby then they posted it on the internet so your 3am brain fried ass see it see it has milions of vewes and click on it and have to lisen to this fucking baby wine for 30 seconds

you sound like an auto tune baby

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023