A disease you can only acquire by coming into contact with some horse looking bitch with lice or someone who already has it.
by BigNibba676 June 21, 2018

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022

Not only does it look like he has the "muby touch" but it also appears he's used it on himself repeatedly.
by HarryPNess August 18, 2008

Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
by heyalexa November 22, 2019

by Gaml1n3 March 14, 2021

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.
The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006
