by Gaml1n3 March 15, 2021
Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
by heyalexa November 22, 2019
The sexiest, funniest, sweetest, most wonderful, and most generous man in the world. He'll make a great boyfriend, loving fiancé, wonderful husband, and a fantastic father. Savuth Touch's have a very literal sense of humor and a tough exterior, but on the inside they are as soft and snuggly as a teddy bear. Savuth Touch's belong with Shailie's because Shailie's can be trusted with their soft hearts.
guy 1: that guy walks like he owns the world
guy 2: yup, he's definitely a Savuth Touch
girl: Awe, that Savuth Touch is so perfect. He must be with a Shailie.
guy 2: yup, he's definitely a Savuth Touch
girl: Awe, that Savuth Touch is so perfect. He must be with a Shailie.
by kittura October 27, 2011
1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 02, 2022
1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.
The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006
When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 24, 2009