Zooty Tootie

When your just so high, beyond high, feeling like on a different planet

“Dude, I’m so zooty tootie right now”

by Sauceyy Jocie October 17, 2021

Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.

Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Towlie McHeadscarf

A description/insult of someone from the middle-east. Towlie McHeadscarf describes the person by the headdress they wear.

1) "Did you see that Towlie waving an AK47 next to a picture of a dead relative?"

2) "Oh no, Towlies on the news again!"

by Troll November 29, 2004

toolhead

Noun. UK & US /'tu l.hed/
An self-centred twat whose head is so far up their anus that they have to eat their own bullshit to survive.

My boss is such a toolhead; every time he walks by, I air-wank him.

by Ben. E. Factor June 15, 2015

tootie

crystal methamphetamine

lets go smoke some tootie bitch

by not1bah2 September 12, 2003

Toolery

1: A group of Tools.

2: Acting the tool

1: Ah, here comes the toolery now.

2: Stop this Toolery you idiot!

by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005

Toosie

Filthy. Ungrateful .unclean whore

I walked up to her and called her a toosie

by DeezNuts3007 March 20, 2019