by Danevati May 24, 2009
Hot Chick:"Hey, Paffel, will you do my geometry, please?
Paffel:(looks at her chest and says yes)
Hot chick:"Thanks, Paffel, I don't know what I would do without you."
Paffel:(Does her work and continues to be a tool)
Paffel:(looks at her chest and says yes)
Hot chick:"Thanks, Paffel, I don't know what I would do without you."
Paffel:(Does her work and continues to be a tool)
by Galen Witte March 05, 2008
Your own individual attributes that make you, and define you as a tool. Every tool has there own essence, and varying degree of toolness that defines how big a tool he/she is.
Guy 1: "Hey man what do you think of Paul Teuttle Sr.?"
Guy 2: "I believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. His pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid'd up, tat'd up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay ass theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness."
Guy 2: "I believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. His pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid'd up, tat'd up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay ass theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness."
by jeffrotull87 January 22, 2012
a.) is someone who is so stupid that they can only serve at best a few failry simple tasks over and over again, and sucks at everything else. b.) Someone lacking intellegence.
(insert name here) your a tool.
by Scott Farrell November 02, 2005
Real world examples of a tool
" Are you afraid of blizzard finding out your gay love/beastial pr0n??? I mean srsly... its not like your password and stuff is saved in your browsing history at all... let em check the browsing history all they want.. If you have nothing to hide than i think you have nothing to worry about.... I think you are noob anyways if you are using IE in first place."
"If it's for the greater good, why should you be worried about losing some privacy?"
" Are you afraid of blizzard finding out your gay love/beastial pr0n??? I mean srsly... its not like your password and stuff is saved in your browsing history at all... let em check the browsing history all they want.. If you have nothing to hide than i think you have nothing to worry about.... I think you are noob anyways if you are using IE in first place."
"If it's for the greater good, why should you be worried about losing some privacy?"
by Wootbeans November 26, 2006
by whiteflyer506 October 19, 2006
A complete idiot who is just so retarded that you cant stand him.Characteristics are as followed: Sports a bowl cut/mullet, wears zip-off cargo pants, has never talked to the female gender,goes to movies with only one other guy, sleeps on a couch with another guy, and finally getting there clothes picked out by there mother.
by state high November 10, 2006