tommy-b

a person with no talent or future.

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'

by Marty March 20, 2004

Tommy T

Baddest man out there. Is the leader of the Mandem. Guy from UK who lives in Los Santos. A guy who robs banks and steals shit. A great escape artist can run away from cops. He's a real OG

Don't know 'bout me, I'm Tommy T

by -SMK- September 2, 2021

tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

tommy hank

a nicer/cleaner way of saying wank :)

"Sorry I was late mum, was just avin a tommy hank!"

by Megan :) January 16, 2008

Timmy and Tommy

The 2 young raccoons trained by the ruthless business tycoon raccoon tom nook in animal crossing

Mayor : Timmy and Tommy are becoming too powerful

Tom nook: do not resist their deals it stimulates the economy so what if they buy organs it’s not like they’re coming from you

by Shandler bongs May 13, 2020

Tommy Short

Even if you don’t talk to him you’d be glad to be in his presence. His sense of humour is impeccable (sometimes a little dark but we love that about him) and if he ever stopped telling his inappropriate jokes, trust me, you’d miss them. Tommy knows alot about everything because he’s super intelligent! Chances are that he can play multiple instruments and he’ll actually be good while playing. It makes sense because he’s good at everything he does, He’ll own you in any video game & he’ll compliment your skills after (even if you were absolute garbage). He’s good at many different spots like basketball & he even knows how to shoot! he could use a little work on his skateboarding though. Tommy is great with animals too! as soon as any cat sees him they immediately choose him as their favourite person. Tommy’s only flaw is his indecisiveness, he can’t pick a favourite song to save his life

I literally love you Tommy. (and I’ll never not)

“look at Tommy go!” “Yeah he’s so good at playing the viola!” “WOOOOOO!!!!! GO TOMMY SHORT!!!”

by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021

Pikey Tommy

A person that has a certain level of intelligence that is to be desired of that of an ape. He enjoys nothing more that sitting next to his washing machine in the front garden getting high, whilst he beats up old ladies for no reason apart from he did not like their hairstyle and thought he could improve upon it. They also have a life's ambition to flip burgers in burger king because they want to help out all there homeboys and give them free burgers and that when they are hungry. They also have the running style of a dinosour and commonly react aggressively when having to complete sport in the rain.

Ben: you fancy going to see pikey tommy he wants to mash up some old ladies.
Penny: Yeah safe 2k11 bruv.

by safe2k11 June 6, 2011